Skip to main content

Nasty, Costly Bills 簡直混賬!

Last year I ordered some acid-free paper for printing my thesis, and I provided my delivery and e-mail addresses at work for convenience. But today I received a rather mysterious e-mail from the same company, saying, ‘Dear Mr. Kong, Your order has been confirmed as follows …’ How did this e-mail come about? I haven’t ordered anything from them of late, and when I read through the e-mail in more detail, the order was intended for delivery and billing to the animal house of my research institute. That’s clearly none of my business! The secretary at my department kindly followed up the matter for me. She then found out that the animal house did place that order, but the confirmation was sent to me out of convenience since the company had already got my e-mail address at work and/or thought that I was in charge. How clever …

Other people have recently received another bizarre bill, albeit a lot more malicious. Television and radio broadcasts do not come free in Germany, and an authority is in charge of collecting transmission fees. There was an e-mail circulating last week, purportedly from the authority with this year’s bill in the attachment. In fact, the attachment was a Trojan software. That would be quite an expensive bill if the computer became infected! The secretary was quite alert when I told her of my mysterious bill today and also suspected that it was one of those Trojans.

There’s a colloquial Chinese expression describing how people ‘open their eyes when they see money’. I guess the real meaning is, when you see anything involving money, open your eyes and check really carefully!


去年因印論文而要在網上訂購一批無酸性紙,為方便派遞及聯絡,我便填了研究所的所在地址及電腦地址。今天我竟然收到該公司的電郵,寫道:「江先生:茲確認閣下之訂單如下……」咦,我沒訂購甚麼,怎會無端端收到如此的電郵?細看之下,訂單寫明的派遞和記賬地址,乃研究所的動物房,跟我何干?後來秘書小姐幫我跟進,才發現原來動物房的確有訂購賬單的物品,但文具公司貪方便/自以為聰明,以為我負責處置全研究所的訂單,才令我收到這筆糊塗賬!

最近其他人也收到另一份離奇賬。在德國接收電視或電台廣播得付廣播費,近日流傳一封所謂廣播費賬單的電郵,附件竟載有特洛伊木馬程式,如不慎下載,後果可嚴重了!秘書小姐得知我的糊塗賬,起初也以為是如出一轍。

俗語有謂「見錢開眼」,其實是叫大家一見到與錢財有關的事,務必睜開眼看清楚!

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

排隊和人潮 Queues and crowds

A restaurant chain well-known in Hong Kong called Tamjai specialising in mixian (a type of rice noodles) has been talking about expanding to Australia for several years. The vision has finally materialised when the first Australian branch was open in Melbourne CBD in 28th November. Wife, baby and I were already keen to try it out on its second day of opening. 說了多年的譚仔米線往澳洲擴張,到11月28日譚仔在澳洲的首家分店終於在墨爾本市區,一家三口在開張第二天便貪新鮮試了。 We waited for 1 1/2 hours since 19:00 before we got a table. Many passers-by were amazed by this queue and a lady even asked what the queue was about and whether it was indeed worth the wait. She said that the length of the queue had not changed since she last walked by 4 hours earlier! 由黃昏7點排隊等了一個半小時才可內進,其間不少行人對人龍嘖嘖稱奇,甚至有西人婦人說人龍跟4小時前一樣長,問我排隊的目的和米線值不值得吃。 Customers can customise their own mixian noodles by choosing the soup base and ingredients. At the base price, 2 ingredients excluding the more expensive, special ones are included. The special ones...

Czech it out (1) 捷克三日遊(1)

My ‘conquest’ to the east continues after spending Easter in Croatia. Over the Pentecost long weekend (10th to 12th May), three other friends and I went for a trip in the neighbouring Czech Republic. Driving was a handy option for the four of us, as the Czech Republic was not that far away (the distance between Prague and Munich is only about 400 km), petrol costs were more reasonable when shared by 4 people, and it gave us much more flexibility with where we wanted to go. 今年是我的旅遊「東進年」,復活節到過克羅地亞後,我和幾個朋友上個長週末(5月10至12日)前往鄰國捷克玩了三天。由於距離不算太遠(首都布拉格離慕尼黑也是400公里左右),四人同行,駕車不但不貴,而且要往其他地方玩玩也更方便。 The 400 km drive was quite bearable as we have chosen to make a few breaks en route. After stopping at the border for money exchange and purchasing a highway sticker, we headed for the city of Plzen and spent 2 or 3 hours there. We had lunch at the famous local brewery of Pilsner Urquell and tried some ‘local cuisine’. It turned out that the food wasn’t too different from the meaty, hearty German fare, but...

When autumn settles 秋高氣爽

Finally the weather has stopped being temperamental in October, and is giving us as many fine days as we ask for. The increasing chilliness in the morning air, however, is a reminder that beautiful autumn days like these don't necessarily last long! The weather was still rather warm for the first few days of the month. On 1st October, my colleagues and I took an early finish at work and went for the Oktoberfest. While it was not as jam-packed and crazy as the opening day , it was still not easy to find a table. We sat outside during the day time and switched indoors in the beer tent after dark. The atmosphere inside was simply infectious. We all entered a state of exhilaration in no time, as we saw a sea of people standing on the benches, dancing and chanting to the music of the band. It finally dawned on me how people could spend a whole day at the Oktoberfest. Beer, it seems, is the best form ecstasy for many people in Western societies! The cooler weather in the following weeken...