WARNING! NEW VIRUS CIRCULATING! A new virus has been found and is known by multiple names, but it is best known as 'work'. If your boss or your direct colleagues send you e-mail containing 'work' or 'assignments' either in the subject or message body, DO NOT TOUCH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! This virus will take your private life completely. When you encounter this virus, please do the following: 1. Put on your coat 2. Find at least two colleagues 3. Go to the nearest pub 4. Order some beers and enjoy them together After repeating the fourth point several times, your system will be cleared of the virus. Please be so kind to send this warning to at least 5 friends. If you cannot find 5 friends to warn for this virus, you are probably already infected by this virus and it is progressively taking hold of your private life even more! (This warning comes from a country that produces the happiest kids , pot-smokers, and seemingly, workers too!) Latest news: Beware of thi...